Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
we're so committed to being not committed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
please don't ironically join a cult
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