You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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