Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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