Nicole vs. Life
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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