I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
