would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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