I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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