this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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