Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Randomize
