at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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