where does the pee come out of this thing
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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