My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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