oh god the rape fog is back!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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