hell yes lets make some ravioli
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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