The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
