is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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