he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We talked him into tasing himself.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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