the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
His hands were made for my vagina.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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