Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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