You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
