do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Randomize
