Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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