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I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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