After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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