I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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