David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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