I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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