That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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