We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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