So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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