He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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