Well douche your snatch and let's go!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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