Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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