I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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