Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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