Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
