how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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