when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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