Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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