Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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