belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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