You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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