On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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