so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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