awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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