Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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