So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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