i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
