these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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