Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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