dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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