the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
