After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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